Showing posts with label smiles. Show all posts
Showing posts with label smiles. Show all posts
Friday, July 13, 2007
Make Them Smile Every Time They Write!
Want to send a special someone a gift that will make them smile every time they write? Here's a simple idea that will not cost you a ton of cash. A thoughtful gift that shows you care. Take a look at these engraved pens. You can have them personalized with your wedding date, your child's birth date or even a winning championship game you won with your best friend at college. Simple gifts that show you still remember and care touch the heart. Before you fret about not knowing what to send that long time friend in your life, think about that special day and have it put on a pen. It's easy to send anywhere in the world. They can be simple or fancy. Really, who doesn't use a pen? The best part is, it won't hurt your wallet and you'll show them they're special.
Friday, August 11, 2006
The Blond and the Garage!
A blonde woman came into a garage and asked a mechanic for a seven-hundred-ten.
They all looked at each other, and the Mechanic? asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"
She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there."
The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.
He then took her over to another car which had the hood up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?"
She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there."
Click here to learn the identity of the mysterious 710 cap!
Author Unknown
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These have to be the best apartments in Maryland! Baltimore Real Estate has more information. You can also visit this web site: http://www.gebhartproperties.com/Baltimore_Apartments.html, or call one of the leasing consultants at, (410) 666-1340.
They offer:
1. full sized washers and dryers in every apartment!
2. valet trash PICKUP from your door M-F except hoildays.
3. an Olympic size pool.
4. a fitness facility that offers cardio, universal machines and free weights.
5. recently resurfaced tennis courts.
6. a gym.
7. a full size basketball court.
Makes you want to pick up and move...
They all looked at each other, and the Mechanic? asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"
She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there."
The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.
He then took her over to another car which had the hood up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?"
She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there."
Click here to learn the identity of the mysterious 710 cap!
Author Unknown
****************************
These have to be the best apartments in Maryland! Baltimore Real Estate has more information. You can also visit this web site: http://www.gebhartproperties.com/Baltimore_Apartments.html, or call one of the leasing consultants at, (410) 666-1340.
They offer:
1. full sized washers and dryers in every apartment!
2. valet trash PICKUP from your door M-F except hoildays.
3. an Olympic size pool.
4. a fitness facility that offers cardio, universal machines and free weights.
5. recently resurfaced tennis courts.
6. a gym.
7. a full size basketball court.
Makes you want to pick up and move...
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