Vacations

Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon
when Billy Bob tells Luther, "Ya know, I reckon I'm
'bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna
do it a little different. The last few years, I
took your advice about where to go.

Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to
Hawaii and Earlene got pregnant.

Then two years ago, you told me to go to the
Bahamas,and Earlene got pregnant again.

Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if
Earlene didn't get pregnant again." Luther asks
Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this year that's
different?"

Billy Bob says, "This year I'm taking Earlene with
me."

Author Unknown

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