Friday, January 20, 2006

Apples and Wine (Joke about the Sexes)

Apples and Wine

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the
tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are
afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just take the rotten
apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at
the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're
amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the
one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
Share this with other women who are good apples, even those that
have already been picked!

Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up
to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something
acceptable to have dinner with.

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