Tuesday, December 27, 2005

Man of the House...

The husband had just finished the book "Man of the House". He stormed
into the house and walked directly up to his wife.

Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to
that I am the man of this house, and my word is law!

I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished
eating my meal, I expect a tasty dessert afterward. Then, after dinner
and dessert, you're going to draw me a bath so I can relax. And when
finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"

His wife replied, "The f*#!ing funeral director."

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