Man of the House...

The husband had just finished the book "Man of the House". He stormed
into the house and walked directly up to his wife.

Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to
know
that I am the man of this house, and my word is law!

I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished
eating my meal, I expect a tasty dessert afterward. Then, after dinner
and dessert, you're going to draw me a bath so I can relax. And when
I'm
finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"

His wife replied, "The f*#!ing funeral director."

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