The husband had just finished the book "Man of the House". He stormed
into the house and walked directly up to his wife.
Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to
that I am the man of this house, and my word is law!
I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished
eating my meal, I expect a tasty dessert afterward. Then, after dinner
and dessert, you're going to draw me a bath so I can relax. And when
finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
His wife replied, "The f*#!ing funeral director."