KIDS

A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first
graders using a bowl of lifesavers.

He gave all the children the same kind of lifesavers, one at a time,
and
asked them to identify them by colors and flavors.

The children began to say:

Red... cherries
Yellow... lemons
Green... limes
Orange... oranges
Purple... grapes

Finally the professor gave them all honey lifesavers.
After eating them for a few minutes, none of the children could
identify
the taste.

"Well" he said, "I'll give you a clue...It's what your mother might
sometimes call your father."

One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out & yelled:

"Oh my God! They're ass****s!"

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