A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first
graders using a bowl of lifesavers.
He gave all the children the same kind of lifesavers, one at a time,
asked them to identify them by colors and flavors.
The children began to say:
Finally the professor gave them all honey lifesavers.
After eating them for a few minutes, none of the children could
"Well" he said, "I'll give you a clue...It's what your mother might
sometimes call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out & yelled:
"Oh my God! They're ass****s!"
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