Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who's not a creep. One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long? One who thinks before he speaks? When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed. When I spend his cash he won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door. Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And never attempt to hit on my friend. Amen.
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a boat. Amen.