The Wedding

You gotta love this guy, This is a true story about a wedding that
took
place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even
Jay
Leno
mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.

After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a
microphone to talk to the crowd.

He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long
distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to
thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law
for
providing such a lavish
reception.

As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give
everyone a
special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's
chair,
including the wedding party, was a manila envelope.

He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their
envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his
bride
having sex with the best man.

The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired
a
private detective to tail them.

After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a
couple
of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!". Then he
turned
to his bride and said, "F--- you!". Then he turned to the
dumbfounded
crowd
and said, "I'm outta here."

He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.

While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after
finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the
charade, as
if nothing were wrong.

His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300
guest
wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and
best
man's
reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.

This guy has balls the size of church bells. Do you think we might
get a
MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of this?



Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and
friends.....................................$32,000.



Wedding photographs commemorating the
occasion.........................................$3,000.

Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in
Maui............................................$8,500.

The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the
bride
with
the best man..........PRICELESS!!!

There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's
MASTERCARD.