ONLY A LATINA!!!

ONLY A LATINA
Can tell a man off, make him feel like
crap then, make love to him the same
night and make him feel like a king.

ONLY A LATINA
Wears a French roll, heels and
a split up her thigh to work
and make it look professional.

ONLY A LATINA
Can wear the hell out of spandex.

ONLY A LATINA
Can raise a doctor, a world class
athlete and an A+ student in an
environment deemed by society as
dysfunctional, broken, underprivileged
and disenfranchised.

ONLY A LATINA
Can heat a whole house in the winter
without help from the gas company.

ONLY A LATINA
Can go from the boardroom to the barrio
and "keep it real" in both places.

ONLY A LATINA
Can slap the taste out of your mouth.

ONLY A LATINA
Can put a LATINO and his non-LATINA
date on pins and needles just by
walking into the room.

ONLY A LATINA
Can live below poverty level and yet set
fashion trends.

ONLY A LATINA
Can fight two struggles everyday, then
come home and make tortillas and make it look easy.

ONLY A LATINA
Can make a child happy on Christmas Day
even if he didn't get a damn thing.

ONLY A LATINA
Can be admired and fantasized about by
men of other races and know that

when she dates out of her race its done out
of sincerity not a political move.

ONLY A LATINA
Can be 75 years old and look 45.

ONLY A LATINA
Can make other women want to pay plastic
surgeons top $$$ for physical features she
was already born with.


ONLY A LATINA... can be the mother of civilization...

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If you are LATINA in origin, please do not delete.

Let the LATINO people and others come together...

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