A Letter From Satan

I saw you yesterday as you began your daily chores.
You awoke without kneeling to pray. As a matter of fact, you
didn't even bless your meals, or pray before going to bed last night. You are so unthankful, I like that about you. I cannot tell you how glad I amthat you have not changed your way of living, you are mine.
Remember,you and I have been going steady for years. and I stilldon't love you yet. He kicked me out of heaven, and I'm going to use you as long as possible to pay him back.You see, Fool, GOD LOVES YOU and HE has great plans in store for you.


But you have yielded your life to me, and I'm going to make
your life a living hell. That way, we'll be together twice.
This will really hurt God. Thanks to you, I'm really
showing Him who's boss in your life with all of the good
times we'vehad.


We have been cursing people out, stealing, lying, being
hypocritical, fornicating, overeating, telling dirty jokes, gossiping,
being judgmental, back stabbing people, disrespecting adults, and those in
leadershippositions,no respect for the Church, bad attitudes. SURELY you don't want
to giveall this up. Come on, let's burn together forever.


I've got some hot plans for us. This is just a letter of
appreciation from me to you. I'd like to say "THANKS" for letting me use
you for most of your foolish life. You are so gullible, I laugh at you.

When you are tempted to sin, you give in HA HA HA, you make me
sick.


Sin is beginning to take it's toll on your life.
You look 20 years older, and now, I need new blood.
So go ahead and teach some children how to sin.


All you have to do is smoke, get drunk or drink while
underaged, cheat, gamble, gossip, fornicate, and live being as selfish as
possible.


Do all of this in the presence of children and they will do it
too. Kidsare like that.


Well, I have to let you go for now. I'll be back in a couple of
seconds to tempt you again.


If you were smart, you would run somewhere, confess you sins,
live for God with what little bit of life that you have left.
It's not my nature to warn anyone,but to be your age and still
sinning, it's becoming a bit ridiculous. Don't get me wrong, I still
hate you.