1. January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
2. February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print
labels....."duh".....bottles won't fit in the typewriter!!!
3. March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6
months.....box said "2-4 years!"
4. April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!
5. May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into
those little packets!!!
6. June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a
slope.
7. July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later,
other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
8. August - Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped,
because top was down.
9. September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
10. October - Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel.
11. November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1
hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!
12. December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven"
button on the phone!!!
Phew!!
What a year!!
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