Tuesday, December 13, 2005

A Blonde's Year In Review

1. January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

2. February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print
labels....."duh".....bottles won't fit in the typewriter!!!

3. March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6
months.....box said "2-4 years!"

4. April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!

5. May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into
those little packets!!!

6. June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a

7. July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later,
other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

8. August - Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped,
because top was down.

9. September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???

10. October - Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel.

11. November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1
hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!

12. December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven"
button on the phone!!!


What a year!!

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